i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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