Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
i now understand why vodka
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