The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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