Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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