Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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