At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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