I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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