Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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