it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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