Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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