Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
So. Much. Porn.
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