you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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