Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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