And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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