there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I think I just shit out all my problems.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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