You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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