my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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