Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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