the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Never joke about your clitoris.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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