Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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