You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
They should really pass out barf bags in church
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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