What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm at about main and main street
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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