he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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