You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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