we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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