I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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