Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Do plants get herpes?
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