Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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