I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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