problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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