Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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