i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
