The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Non-Jews are for practice
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Randomize
