I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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