Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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