I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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