did you get engaged???
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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