You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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