I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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