4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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