Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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