omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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