Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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