This is not my ceiling
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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