I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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