About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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