i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I deserve this hangover.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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