i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Randomize
