There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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