So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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