This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
