I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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